oh joey ramone, walking down the high road. oh no a huge knife has cut off both your legs, joey. what will you do now? grow them back like a wee lizard can its tail? perhaps your good friend diddy ramone can push you around on a skateboard? oh look, colin montgomery is using your left leg as a human putter to win the masters. who’d have thought it, your discarded leg achieving more success than the rest of your body? but as we both know, you can’t measure success with the number of golf tournaments you’ve won, can you joey? oh joey ramone, oh colin montgomery, naked from the waist up. proud, defiant, and definitely scottish.
diddy ramone though
(Source: vspa, via m00ncr00ner)
#diddy #who the fuck is diddy ramone #this bit was cute though despite my bitching
