January 2011
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when my mum books my hairdressers appointment at 2 in the afternoon why do you do this to me now i cant go out
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my mum just found a pair of my jeans in the ironing pile. i haven’t worn jeans in nearly a year. how fucking long has that ironing been there.
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i feel sorry for aragog. he’s had a nice life in the forest, but then harry strolls along and fucks it all up and tries to kill his children and destroy his home. what a dick.
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they should really take the birthdays thing off facebook once you’ve wished someone a happy birthday, because whenever i refresh on my phone it looks like i have a notification until i see ‘kara has a birthday today’, which doesnt really make sense anyway but whatever, i dont like it.
i went on my friends tumblr and its like shes only just discovered gifs. wont be following her anytime soon.
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it took me about three hours but i finally said yes
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someone has asked me to go out for a drink and oh my god i don’t know what to say or do i can’t cope with real life interaction someone help me
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when i see a really nice looking recipe
the measurements are in cups
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i spent the afternoon making origami from post it...
its been a productive day
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i might do a video tomorrow because i know you’re all dying to hear my lovely northern tones
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that one girl at work i didnt really like got...
i’m kind of sad but then i remember we’re getting a new apprentice soon so its all good
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when people on tumblr bitch about 12 year olds...
dont act like you weren’t online when you were 12 because i know you were
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when my manager is concerned that i don't leave...
why would i, i have the internet.
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i hate when i just want to slap someone and tell them how annoying they are but i can’t because it’s so much better if they grow out of it themselves. it’s like a fucking nature documentary.
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i quite fancy charlie brooker. well more than...
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that terrible post about my shopping habits was my 6000th. well then.
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i need to stop buying things because they're cute
yes, i’d love a cape with stars on and a dress with a rooster on the side, but would i ever get any wear out of them?
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people who feel the need to tell others pointless things about them that make them seem all quirky and fun
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“My pet hate is weak tea. I use two tea bags. I resisted it for so long – it...”
– Julian Barratt (via nnatalieedee)
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when i’m just trying to watch the midnight beast and it cuts out
lauren laverne is so annoying
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shouldn’t really fancy charlie brooker but i totally do
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I need your urgent help!
iamthedancefloor:
… Again.
Basically, I need research to back my points up, but there’s no legitimate research out there so I need to do my own. I would be eternally grateful if you could fill in THIS SURVEY for me; it’s nothing at all taxing, I just need some data on it. It’ll only take a minute or two, promise.
If you could reblog this post for your followers to see as well, I will love you...
thomas cook are fucking useless
bigcitynights:
slimandalittlebitfoxy:
thanks for saying ‘we wont cancel the holiday’ but then cancelling it and offering an alternative holiday which isn’t as good, is more expensive, and isn’t even on the same days
we will work around it because we need to eat various peanut butter foods together and play harry potter on the ps2
and see the midnight beast xoxo
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thomas cook are fucking useless
thanks for saying ‘we wont cancel the holiday’ but then cancelling it and offering an alternative holiday which isn’t as good, is more expensive, and isn’t even on the same days
i had two missed calls from a sports centre in...
i don’t ever do any kind of sport
i don’t live there anyway
number 1 again
saddest-summer:
I really want Busted to get back together. They were my life when I was ten.
they still are my life
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the fact i spent about a million neopoints on the secret lab and all thats happened so far is +3 attack points and -6 defence points I WANT A NEW COLOUR GODDAMN
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i really want some of those suspender tights but i dont think i’d ever wear them and i don’t know if i can justify 12 quid on tights
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someone from real life is following me on twitter
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when someone pokes you on facebook it means they...
yes/yes?
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'There are two types of people in the world,those...
the only facebook group i will ever agree with
primarystructure replied to your post: i think i have an irrational fear of subway
subway the restaurant or subways?
the sandwich place haha
i think i have an irrational fear of subway
i just don’t trust them
ppaulifer replied to your post: ppaulifer replied to your post: i don’t know if…
probably best to go with the cake thing. you don’t want to go to prison.
i’m sure i’d be doing everyone a favour if i poisoned her though
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ppaulifer replied to your post: i don’t know if i’m being really petty
destroy her.
i thought i might bring in cake but none for her to hurt her feelings.
or start putting industrial cleaner in her tea.
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i need to make a list of northern things for lucy...
and of course by northern i mean sheffield
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i-aint-bovvered:
The Master’s Theme Song
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i don't know if i'm being really petty
but today at work, jenny brought in cake. this girl i plain don’t like fucking went and ate her cake and mine as well. do i have the right to throw her out of the window or…